Pretentious boring cunt. -anonymous

Where are you from and how old are you? 
I won’t spoil you by revealing my age or homeland to help you form a shallow impression. If you truly care for any of the two, you will stick around for long enough to find out, I am not that mysterious. 

Where do you get your pictures from? 
Books and magazines I own. I don’t feel the need to write down information about every piece of photography I post, yet, if for some mysterious reason you’re interested, I will always try my best to answer whatever you’re curious about. 

Where can I find your theme?
Pretty much nowhere. I took one of arretter themes and used it as base. Combined it with different features from different themes and ended up with this. Coding only seems confusing, it doesn’t take much skill to create a theme that looks like mine. Having something original feels great.  

What camera and editing software do you use? 
I used Nikon P6000 for every photo up to January, 2012. Right now I’m using Nikon D5100. As for editing, CS5, forever and always. 

This is internet, calm your tits, it’s just a repost 
My tits are as calm as a midsummer breeze, they’re just a little sad about you being an immoral excrement. It is my decision to share what I create, and being as subtly arrogant as I am, I find recognition delightful. Seeing someone else getting notes for what is mine gets me upset, yes. So even if you found it on another site, and even if you made it black and white to satisfy your artistic needs, please be kind to me when I ask for some credit. 

Where can I see pictures of you?  
Try here. It’s quite empty, yes, I’ll add more sometime, take that as a promise. I love doing photo requests, you can always provide me with ideas for photographs and gifs, I love making those. 

A lhama alimenta-se de capim e mato
I don’t speak it and I won’t answer it. In fact, even if I did speak it, I wouldn’t. English isn’t my native language, it’s not even my second. I’m on the internet, however. You are too. I’d like us two to respect each other. Online translators can be tricky, but you want me to answer your message, amiright? 

So I herd u quit skool. Why? Whatchu doin’ with ur lyf? 
A surprisingly frequently asked question. I quit school, yes. I get by, if that’s what you’re asking. I regret none of my decisions.